If you are looking for funny & clever quotations for your St. Paddy’s Day Facebook status, look no more. We’ve culled the internet to find the most clever Irish proverbs to make your friends smile. Erin Go Braugh!
Happy St. Paddy's Day!
And don’t forget about your St. Patrick’s Day cards & party invitations. From now until March 17th receive FREE SHIPPING on all St. Patrick’s products! That includes cards, party invitations and address labels. We also have business St. Patrick’s Day cards at a teriffic price, and FREE SHIPPING! Just enter the special savings code SPD2012 upon checkout to save!
Ireland Forever!
Irish Proverbs & Sayings for your Facebook status:
The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine. ~ George Brenard Shaw
The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul ~ George Brenard Shaw
Work is the curse of the drinking classes ~ Oscar Wilde
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk,they’re sober. ~ W.B.Yeats
Driving the Snakes Out!
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Posted by Christina on Jan 17, 2012 in
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Need a hilarious quote for your Facebook status this Valentines Day? Look no further! We’ve culled the web to come up with the most clever quotes to makes your friends, family & sweetheart lol. Got a sense of humor? Don’t forget to check our tongue in cheek, truly funny greetings for Valentines Day! And the funniest thing of all? They’re only .99!!!
To view our selection of Valentines Day cards, click here. And don’t forget our FREE SHIPPING** offer – now available for a limited time only! To receive free shipping on our Valentines Day** products, just enter the code VALENTINES 2012 at checkout. And check out our NEW Valentines Day variety pack – at only $15.00 for 24 cards, that’s less than .63 a card!!!!! Try and beat that at the big box card stores – with free shipping too! Hurry- time is ticking.
Facebook status quotes for Valentines Day:
“Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller
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“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – H.L. Mencken
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“Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.” – Anonymous
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“Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.” – Mirabeau
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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“Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.” – Mae West
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Posted by Christina on Dec 12, 2011 in
Greeting Cards
Now available for your iPad – The Night before Christmas- Read, Color & Puzzle is FREE and sure to delight your little ones. Your children will LOVE this app, and so will you! In addition to the beautifully illustrated classic, there is also an innovative coloring book featuring a clever “stay in the lines” feature.
There are also fun, interactive puzzles- with additional features available to unlock for only.99!
The app is visually bright & charming and also features custom recordings of 12 classic holiday songs. Visit Apple’s iTunes App Store to start the fun NOW:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-night-before-christmas/id472360741?mt=8
At Stonehouse, the elves are running around like mad this time of year. But the one question we answer over & over & over is that, yes, we are the place to shop for the largest variety of humorous Christmas cards when you are in a HURRY. We even highlight every geographical region in the country and many occupations as well. Do you want a card of Santa losing his bathing trunks as he dives into a pool? A snowman melting in the desert heat? Santa being raked over by the IRS? The reindeer taking a cell phone break on a snowy rooftop? We have all that and more.
Some examples of our designs include:
- Funny firefighter and police/law enforcement Christmas cards – also accounting, pool business, realtors, medical, educators/teachers, aviation, etc.
- Beach Christmas cards – Santa jogging, surfing, making sand angels, surfing & water skiing, etc,
- Regional Christmas cards: Southwest humor, Texas Lone Star humor, Las Vegas, San Francisco, etc.
- Humorous sports Christmas cards – golf, surfing, fishing skiing, snowboarding, etc.
Just visit Stonehouse Collection.com to view all of our designs. Hurry! If you need your cards FAST we offer a very reasonable Rush service. for only $5.00 we turn your order around in ONE BUSINESS DAY! This include our CUSTOM PRINTED cards. Try and find that service for that price! As you can see, it’s never too late to get beautiful custom cards at a great price. We also holiday invitations and coordinating address labels. Let the elves at Stonehouse take care of all your holiday needs!
Please visit www.stonehousecollection.com to view our designs and place your order.
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At Stonehouse we’re known as the place to go for unique, niche Christmas cards. Like to golf? We’ve got you covered. Do you surf? We have a card for you too. Want to poke fun at politics? Want a card showing a decorated Saguaro cactus? No problem.
Cute & unique card to share with your patients and business associates
We also have a great selection of Christmas cards for business. Whether you are a contractor, a physician or a real estate agent – be sure to check our selection to see if we can meet your needs. We also have custom logo cards to make your business greeting as professional as possible. To view our holiday cards for business, please click here
We’re especially proud of our new dental themes. If you are a dentist, oral surgeon, or work in the dental field, you need to check us out! To view our new dentist/ dental designs, please click here.
Impress your patients with high quality, personalized cards highlighting your business
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Unique beach holiday theme is perfect for coastal residents and those who own vacation homes!
Here at Stonehouse the elves are starting to move at a faster pace, slowly awakening from their summery Arizona slumber (the never ending summer!!). One of our proudest accomplishments this season is the quality we see churning out in the form of our super cool and very unique Christmas Photo Cards.
Our custom holiday photos cards are only $10.99 per dozen!
No we don’t mean those mass produced photo insert cards- we’re talking CUSTOM cards with your photo printed on them – all for only $10.99 per dozen! It’s hard to purchase mass produced cards for that price, much less a beautiful custom photo card to delight all you family and friends.
We have several fun themes for your custom holiday photo card
If you want beautiful custom cards quick at a great price too, please visit us at www.stonehousecollection.com. Hurry! The holidays will be upon us before we know it!
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Turkey Dressing - funny Thanksgiving card
This November, be sure to send your Thanksgiving greetings to loved ones near and far. At Stonehouse, we can help at a great price too! Starting at only .99, we offer both charming and humorous Thanksgiving cards with coordinating address labels.
Customer Appreciation Thanksgiving card for business
If your business is looking to thank their customers, our business Thanksgiving cards can be customized at only $4.20 per dozen(24 card minimum) to say EXACTLY what you want to say. Make a terrific, professional impression by sending custom greeting cards and address labels, on the cheap. Ssssssh – we won’t tell if you don’t! To view our designs and place your order, visit us at www.stonehousecollection.com
Thanksgiving address label's are great for family and business too
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Our modern Santa has tattoos!
Spend Christmas at the beach!
The holidays are coming and thoughts of addressing Christmas cards are looming. Save yourself some serious work and get self adhesive holiday address labels at a great price!
Humorous Christmas address labels are our specialty
Colorful & bright!
We have a HUGE assortment of custom labels. Like wine? Golf? The beach? We have a label for you (and just about everything else!). Avoid the pain of addressing envelopes with our colorful holiday labels – a great price.
We have address labels for business too!
We have holiday labels for hobbies - like music and sports- too!
Whether you are looking to personalize your cards or you are a business wishing to send holiday greetings, save big money with our inexpensive holiday address labels. To view our selection, click on any of the images or visit www.stonehousecollection.com
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No texting!
Ho ho ho. Alright- it’s not even Halloween yet, but the elves at Stonehouse are already gearing up for the holidays – which means we have a card for each and every one of you!
Have a great sense of humor? Check out our extensive collection of funny Christmas cards. Covering every topic from texting to facebook, you are sure to find one to tickle your funny bone. And at only $8.99 per dozen, you won’t break the bank either.
Are you a sports enthusiast? We have cards for surfing, golfing, NASCAR, football, tennis and much, much more!
Playing the Stocks!
Like to make light of the economy or politics? We have a Stock Exchange Santa, Bulls & Bears, naughty and nice list for politicians and more.
If you like to highlight the region you live in, we have an extensive array of western / Southwest themed cards, the beach, and specific cities like Las Vegas and San Francisco or states like Texas, Florida, California, etc.
Look to Stonehouse to create custom cards that reflect your lifestyle and tastes. We also offer clever custom envelopes with coordinating images that up the “wow” factor. If you need holiday cards for your business, we’ve have plenty to choose from- all at an affordable price. Order now to ensure your cards in plenty of time to delight your recipients! To view our selection click on any of the images above or click here
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Like the rest of the world, the staff at Stonehouse are salivating to get our hands on the new iPhone 4S! Because we love technology AND we have silly sense of humor, we decided to roll our new cards that reflect both.
If you are Facebook junkie, spend hours checking out the newest video gone viral on You Tube, can’t get enough of your iPad apps, or have Blackberry thumb, then you need to check out our hilarious new holiday cards celebrating everything high tech.
And for those that love to save money (who doesn’t?) you can now save 10% on your order and get FREE SHIPPING. Not bad! But HURRY as this discount is only valid through 10/18/11!! So fly your geek flag with pride, and save big! To get your savings, just enter BLOGOCT2011 at checkout. Visit our website by clicking on any of the images above, or by clicking here.
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